oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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