- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

you see theres this guy.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

someone called someone else a frog

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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