- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...