Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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penis

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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