- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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