- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

women's rights

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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