- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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