- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

think twice or at least think

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whose your daddy? Not me

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

someone called someone else a frog

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

you see theres this guy.

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