- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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