- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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