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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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