What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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