What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Sex

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Japan

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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