- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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