- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Everybody will die

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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