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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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