- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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