What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what do you call a black guy african american

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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