- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Pickles are moist.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

your face

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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