Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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WNBA

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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