- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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