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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's a joke? Funny

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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