- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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