- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Tilt your screen back .

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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