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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

you see theres this guy.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

someone called someone else a frog

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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