- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Go away still nothing to see

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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