I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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