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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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