What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My life

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Women's Rights...

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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