Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Your mother is so fat.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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