Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

69.... is a number

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

The Colts this year.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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