One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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