- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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69.... is a number

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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