- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

my names jim haha

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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