Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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