Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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