why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Rick Perry.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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