Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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My life

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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