Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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I like boys!!!!! CC

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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