Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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your mom

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The joke below me is retarded

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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