What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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women's rights

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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