Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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69.... is a number

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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who farted i did :]

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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