knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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My life

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Popsicles

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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