I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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women's rights

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Women's Rights...

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Female Athletics

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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