- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Women's Rights...

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

My life

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

your going to die

Obama.

P0P T4Rt

chuck norris is a little b|tch

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