boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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