- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

My nipple is bleeding

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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