A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Hi my name is Bob

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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