What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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The joke below me is retarded

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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