- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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