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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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