- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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