- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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