What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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