SUCK MY NUTS

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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