In soviet Russia...things are different

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Beka has AIDS

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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your face

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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