What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Ily bae

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Caramel Boing.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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