- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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