- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Once upon a time a was born

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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