- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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