- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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