- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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