- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have cancer. And you're next.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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