every knight i see an owl at window

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

sucks Syntax...

So a seal walks into a club.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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