- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Jersey Shore.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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