- Anti Joke

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.