I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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