- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

girls basketball

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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