- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Caolan and Eamon

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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