Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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dead dibbs

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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