My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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eat a hot dog

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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