why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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