- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

taking out the trash... at night

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Barack Obama is a good president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.