- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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