What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

a black guy walks into a black bar

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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