- Anti Joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?