- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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