- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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